I don’t care who you are, I never will. There is only one person who matters and she is my mommy. Everyone else, I tolerate. Her “husband” may bask in my glory, only because he is the holder of food. 

Back to me, I am the master of this house, and I have decided to blog, for my own amusement. I have ruled my kingdom for two years since my mommy saved me from eternal damnation. It is mine and always will be.