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The twins are obviously unintelligent. Why would the sink so low as to actually share the sacred spot of the top of the cat tower? It would churn my sensitive stomach, if I wasn’t quite so comfortable on the significantly taller tower gifted to me on the anniversary of the beginning of the world; my birth. 

Mommy thinks they’re cute. Mommy thinks they should snuggle more. Mommy likes the fact they are twinsies. 

They’re too complacent. The lack of competition is pathetic. It’s revolting.